Jersey Jokes / Recent Jokes

Brett Favre has the top-selling jersey in the NFL. Though half of those sales come from Green Bay fans burning it.

New Jersey families are not happy with the negativedepiction and disrespect shown on MTV’s “Jersey Shore” and evidently took action......... It should be noted, of the remainingstaff and cast members that can be found all had broken kneecaps.

Alabama
Literacy ain't everything
Ya want fries with dat?
Alaska
Come, freeze your butt off
Arizona
Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds
Arkansas
At least we're not Mississippi
California
The Granola State
Nobody's actually from here
Fast reloading lanes available
The really long state
Colorado
Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here
Official home of the winter ski bunny
Connecticut
Way too close to New York
Delaware
You'll need a map to find us
So close to Washington you can smell it
Florida
The Gunshine State
Elephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans go to die
Senior citizen discounts available
Come, enjoy the humidity
The snow capital of the US
Georgia
Home of the Rednecks
Gateway to Florida
Confederate money welcome
Hawaii
Sure, we've got Interstates... drive on over
Book 'em Danno
Tom Seleck, Jack Lord, Don Ho - more...

Driver's swear. .... are you listenin',
At the Mall. .... folks are bitchin',
A miserable sight. .... they're sorry tonite,
Drivin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!
Gone away. ..... are your tires,
meter has. ..... just expired,
They towed you away, while you shopped today,
Parkin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!
On the Parkway we will have a breakdown,
We'll be stuck and threathened on the side,
If we're lucky, someone might come mug us,
And if we plead they may give us a ride!
Santa's sleigh. .... was impounded,
All the Elves. ..... were surrounded,
He's now in a cell. ... for ringin' his bell,
Living in New Jersey's TrafficLand!

Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
New Jersey got to pick first.

Santa: That Cow is a Lovely Colour,
Farmer: Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!

A growing corruption scandal is sweeping New Jersey. It's good to see something is finally sweeping New Jersey.