Joe Lieberman Jokes

Joe Leiberman, who lost Tuesday's Democratic primary, has vowed to run as an Independent. "If I can split the Democratic vote so the Republican candidate can win," said Leiberman, caressing a photo of George W. Bush, "Master will be pleased."

GOP Senator Nancy Riley has joined the Democratic Party because, "The moderate Republican has been pushed aside for the extreme right wing."
"I never pushed her," said Senator Joe Lieberman.

Joe Lieberman recently lost the CT democratic nomination to Ned Lamont. Lieberman claims it isn't his fault he's been getting a douche bag image. Lieberman arues that Lamont has linked him to other douche bags who resemble him...