John McCain Jokes / Recent Jokes

President Bush and Sen. John McCain have reached a tentative deal concerning the treatment of prisoners according to the Geneva Conventions against torture.
Bush will continue doing what he wants, and McCain will keep his mouth shut unless he wants to, "take a little trip down memory lane."

I feel bad about the way Joe the Plumber has been treated by the media. I haven’t seen a pile on like that since the last Jenna Jameson movie.

Last night Barack Obama's political commercial aired on NBC, CBS, FOX, and a few cable networks. In a counter move, tonight John McCain will appear in a commercial for Flomax.

Thousands of dead Floridians are registered to vote and some in CentralFlorida had ballots cast in their names long after their deaths. After hearing the news, John McCain immediately headed down to Florida to campaign directly at the cemetaries.

With songs like:
1. You Don't Smoke Plumbers Crack
2. Bald is Beautiful, But I'm Butt Ugly
3. 2-Hour Lunch Break, My Ass!
4. I'm Knocking On Your Back Door, Wink, Wink
5. Whip Me, Beat Me, But Don't Make Me Over Bill
6. Your Daughter's Cute, When Does She Turn 13?
7. Is That A Monkey Wrench In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me Grab Your Cock?
8. Keep Your Dog Away From My Crotch(Instrumental)
9. There's A Lein On Your Vehicle, Bitch!
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The bad news is that Obama won. The good news? John McCain lost.

This just in: Rare 111-year-old reptile to become a father.

Uh-oh. A paternity scandal like this could really hurt the McCain campaign.