John McCain Jokes / Recent Jokes
President Barack Obama signed a joint resolution of the Senate and the House that made Casimir Pulaski an honorary citizen, 230 years after the Polish nobleman died fighting for the American colonies against the British. In a statement released today, Senator John McCain said, "It was a privilege and honor for me to fight along side this brave man."
On ABC's "This Week," Senator John McCain said he's "proud" of the President's leadership. McCain then asked if he was a "good boy," and wondered when the President would take him for a walk.
President-elect Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain met Monday in Chicago to talk about ways to work together and some are saying that Obama might give him a positoin in his cabinet. Apparently we can rule out Secretary of Health.
John McCain Chooses a Running Mate
Sarah Palin may be the ideological opposite of Hillary Clinton, but she's her gynecological twin.
On the heels of Sarah Palin's new book,Going Rogue,John McCain has penned one also.It is called Going Rogaine.
A biopsy on a patch of skin removed from John McCain's temple Monday shows no evidence the Arizona senator has skin cancer.
It was determined that it was just scar tissue from a wound he received as a child from his pet terradactyl.
Sen. John McCain said Tuesday he hopes to patch things up with conservative Christian leader James Dobson, who recently said he wouldn't support the Republican's presidential bid under any circumstances.
I'm obviously disappointed and I'd like to continue and have a dialogue with Dr. Dobson and other members of the community," McCain said Tuesday during a stop in Columbia. "I'm happy to say that I've established a dialogue with a number of other leaders, including the Rev. Jerry Falwell, "Purpose Driven Life" author Rick Warren and Dr. Richard Land"
McCain has reached out to conservatives he once crossed. Last May, he spoke at Falwell's Liberty University in Virginia. In September he addressed the Southern Baptist Convention. And in December, he snorted crystal meth with Ted Haggard while fisting rent boys.