John McCain Jokes / Recent Jokes

Researchers say they have found the smallest meat-eating dinosaur yet discovered in North America. "What can I say? I like steak!", said McCain.

Browne sued McCain for using his song "Running on Empty" in a campaign video without his permission. This isn't the first time McCain used music without permission in a political campaign. In 1780, he was sued by Mozart.

An 88 year old man opened fire in Wahington DC Holocaust Museum.
John McCain said, "See... I told you old guys could do things."