Junk Mail Jokes

According to Yahoo, internet junk mail has declined from 98.4 of all e-mail to 97.3 percent of e-mail.
I don't want to say this means spammers are getting lazier, but the other day I wired money to an African prince and ordered penis enlargement pills from the same link.

I just received a junk mail in my inbox that said, "Learn to read today!" Great idea! I'll read my e-mails instead of what I usually do - stare cluelessly at the pretty Hotmail screen. Once I'm literate, I'll be able to read the scripts when I record my podcasts for the deaf.

A 27-year-old man described as one of the world's most prolific spammers was arrested Wednesday. Authorities described him as a horny single in your area with a 12 inch penis with hundreds of Ebay success kits, free surveys with easy cash advance and credit boosting techniques. He has been placed in prison with the arduous task of reading every spam mail on his account without the benefit of a Bulk Mail folder.

They should get that message out with a mass e-mail.

Every morning I get up and have to delete at least 15 junk emails on enlarging my Johnson. They have a pump, a patch, and now a cream.

So let me get this straight... I rub this cream on my penis and it gets bigger!??? I could do that with shampoo!