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Bhola as you know, is a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.
Finally, Bhola decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again.
He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself. So, one day, on the way home from work Bhola took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.
The next afternoon Bhola went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.
"Well," explained Bhola, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!"
Joe was a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money. Finally, Joe decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn‘t happen again.
He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself. So, one day, on the way home from work Joe took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.
The next afternoon Joe went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened. “Well, “ explained Joe, “I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off! “
All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I dont believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
Blonde Joe was a handsome young man, but definitely not the brightest guy around. Each day when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money. Finally, Joe decided it would be in his best interest to walk a different route, but it would also be wise to take some self-defense classes so this wouldn’t happen again. He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well with it. One day, on his way home from work, Joe confidently decided to take his old route home and, sure enough, there were the same three thugs. He walked up to them and the battle began. The next afternoon, Joe went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor was shocked and asked him what had happened. “Well, ” Joe explained, “I took my old way home last night so I could beat those guys up who used to steal my money. ” “So what happened? ” asked his instructor. “They jumped me before I could get more...
Paul was not the brightest guy around. Every day, when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.
Finally, Paul decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route, but also take some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again.
He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well with it.
So, one day, on the way home from work, Paul confidently decided to take his old route home and, sure enough, there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.
The next afternoon, Paul went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip.
His instructor was shocked and asked for an explanation.
"Well," explained Paul, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat those guys up who used to steal my money."
His instructor said, "What happened?"
Paul more...
Harold’s new job had him working really late. He decides to get his wife a watchdog. He goes to the pet store and asks for a doberman.
The employee said, “If its a guard dog you want I have a dog just for you. ” The man walks to the back of the store to get a dog and comes back with a little poodle.
Harold says, “This small thing, a watch dog? You’re kidding, right? ”
The employee says, “No, this dog is special; he knows karate. ”
“Karate? I don’t believe it, ” Harold says.
The employee puts the dog down and says, “Karate the sign. ” And he points to a sign advertising dog food. The dog runs up and rips the sign to shreds. Harold is amazed at this.
The employee then says, “Karate the chair. ” And he points to a chair in the corner. The dog runs up and rips the chair to shreds. By now Harold is convinced.
“I’ll take him, ” he says.
When he gets home he surprises his wife and she yells out, “This little thing, more...