Katrina Jokes

How many Katrina rebuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Aint no lat bubbs and aint no lectricity neeva.

A B-52 bomber was "mistakenly" loaded with five nuclear warheads and flown to Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana.

The "missing" nukes resulted in an Air Force-wide investigation, according to several officers who asked not to be identified because they were not authorized to discuss the incident.

They added: "we think they represent Bush's'final solution' for Katrina reconstruction, but we can't be certain."

Houston's 18% rise in homicides is being blamed on refugees from Hurricane Katrina. Explained a Houston judge, "'Katrina refugees' sounds so much better than'black people.'"