Kelly Jokes / Recent Jokes

The local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student is to be absent for the day.

Kelly, deciding to bunk and go to the mall with her friends waited till her parent's had left for work and called the school herself.

This is the actual conversation of the telephone call.

Kelly:"Hi, I'm calling to report that Kelly (so-and-so) is unable to make it to school today because she is ill."

Secretary at high school: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling?"

Kelly:"This is my mother."

Jim took his blind date, Kelly, to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kelly?" Jim asked.
"I want to get weighed," Kelly said, so they went over to the weight guesser. He guessed 125 pounds. Kelly got on the scale, it read 122 and she won a prize.
Next, they went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jim again asked Kelly what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," Kelly replied.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had already been there, he guessed her weight correctly and Jim lost his dollar.
They walked around the carnival and again, Jim asked her what she would like to do next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Jim thought she was really weird and took her home, dropped her off and ended the evening with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date. "How did it go?" asked Laura.
"Oh, Waura, it was wousy!" Kelly more...

What's the difference between mathew kelly and acne.?
Acne waits till u r a teenager before it cumes all over face.