Kerry Jokes / Recent Jokes
"Kerry and Edwards are taking a stroll around Capitol Hill when he meets a little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket over it.Curiously, Kerry asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him."How nice" says Kerry. "What kind are they?"The little girl says, "Democrats." Kerry smiles and pats the little girl on the head, and they continue on.About three weeks later, Kerry, walking around Capitol Hill with another Congressional colleague, sees the same little girl again with the same basket.Kerry says to his colleague, "Watch this; it's very cute". As they
approach the little girl. Kerry asks the girl, "How are the kittens?"She says, "Fine."He then asks, "Again, what kind of kittens are they?"This time she replies, "Republicans."Somewhat abashed, Kerry says, "Three weeks ago you said they were more...
There are less than three months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The man elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.
To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike. If you support the policies and character of President George W. Bush, please drive with your headlights on during the day. If you support John Kerry, please drive with your headlights off at night.
George W Bush, John Kerry & John Edwards are discussing their Manhood
Bush say when I want to feel like a real man, I put on my cowboy hat and boots and ride Laura all over the ranch 'for the Glory of Texas"
Edwards retorts Elizabeth likes to put on a judges robe, and I do it for the "Little Guy"
After a long silence Bush and Edwards curious about kerry prods Kerry to reveal is favorite thing. Well say Kerry, I put a Bank Bag over Teresa head and do it for the "money"
John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where he first proposed to her
— at her bank.
John Kerry walked in a bar. A guy asked Why a long face? John Kerry said " I just lost an erection".
John Kerry walked into a bar and the bartender asked him,"Why the long face?"
John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are!
Kerry did pretty well; he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts.