Keval Jokes

Once a Sardarji from the countryside brought his pregnant wife to. a doctor for sex determination test. After the check-up doctor told Sardarji "Kuch nahin hei. Keval hava hei" (It is nothing but gas). The Sardarji got terribly annoyed and said, "Kya saala tum sochte ho ki mein keval cycle pump hun." (What do you think, I am only a cycle pump?)