Kia Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two brothers open shops in front of each other. One of them gets good business from the beginning the other remains to sit idle. He though to contact the other, he went to his shop.
Tum ne kia kia k aap ka business acha chalta hai.
He replied Maa ki Duaa.
The other replied in anger shutup pahlay toon dawa.

Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!" So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow. Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up. As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, okay!"