Kim Kardashian Jokes

In Las Vegas, due to the faltering economy the Kardashian sisters were unable to draw in sold-out crowds to their own events. Alas, Kim Kardashian's posterior--which is now bigger than the Astrodome and has housed just as many blacks--will have to work part-time until things pick up.

Police in Lima, Peru claim to have busted a human-fat trafficking ring.. Allegedly, cellulite was harvested from victims and sold to European cosmetic labs for as much as $60,000 a gallon...
At that price, Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian are literally sitting on gold mines...

...Kim Kardashian, admitting she's made some mistakes & poor choices in the past, resolves to live a better life and get her act together so that she can make better mistakes in the future.

Reggie Bush broke up with Kim Kardashian due to her constant need to be in the spotlight. At least that's what she said at her press conference.