"Kardashian Sisters couldn't sell-out for New Year's Eve" joke
In Las Vegas, due to the faltering economy the Kardashian sisters were unable to draw in sold-out crowds to their own events. Alas, Kim Kardashian's posterior--which is now bigger than the Astrodome and has housed just as many blacks--will have to work part-time until things pick up.
A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
Enter this old elementary school story onto your calculator fun a cheap laugh - the numbers or signs that you should enter are in quotes.
Once upon a time, there was an old lady who was "69" years old. She had always thought that her boobs were "222" (too more...
A mysterious X-shaped pattern of space debris seen by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope was probably two asteroids that collided, scientists said Tuesday. Scientists believe the collision happened when one of the asteroids suddenly accelerated. Scientists are calling the pattern of more...
...Kim Kardashian, admitting she's made some mistakes & poor choices in the past, resolves to live a better life and get her act together so that she can make better mistakes in the future.