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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away I missed you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Darren!
Darren who?
Darren young man on the flying machine!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lois!
Lois who?
Lois the man on the totem pole!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manager were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car broke down in a rural area, and they were forced to seek shelter for the night at a nearby farmhouse. The farmer welcomed them in, but cautioned them that there were only two spare beds, and that one of them would have to sleep in the barn with the farm animals. After a short conference, the police chief agreed to take the barn. Shortly after retiring, a knock was heard on the door of the farmhouse. The party inside answered to find the police chief standing there, complaining that he could not sleep. There were pigs in the barn, he said, and he was reminded of the days when everyone called him a pig. The fire chief then volunteered to exchange with the police chief. A short time later, another knock was heard at the door. The fire chief complained that the cows in the barn reminded him of Mrs. O'Leary's cow that started the Chicago fire, more...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Thisle.
Thisle who?
Thisle have to hold you until dinner's ready. Knock Knock
Who's there!
Thistle!
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ella!
Ella who?
Ella-vator. Doesn't that give you a lift!