Kobe Jokes / Recent Jokes

Shaquille O'Neal called Kobe Bryant the best player in the NBA. This was surprising, until we remembered the other meaning of the word "player."

Kobe Bryant was recently excused from jury duty. Prosecutors were worried that during deliberations, he would refuse to give up the floor.

More than 10,000 American families now have a child named Kobe. No telling yet how many families have a child from Kobe.

NBA star Kobe Bryant and his wife are being sued by their maid. She claims she was, "badgered, harrassed and humiliated". Coincidently, the same claim has been filed by the Los Angeles Lakers.

Kobe Bryant is reportedly nursing a sore right groin. Hopefully not in Colorado.

Kobe Bryant has the NBA's top-selling jersey in Europe and China. Gilbert Arenas has the NBA's top-selling jersey in prison.

Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant shared a single trophy after being named co-MVPs of the NBA All-Star Game. In related news, there is now peace in the Middle East.