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North Korea has tested 6 missiles, with one of them having the potential to reach the USA, mainly California. California? Great! Who cares? Don't bother me. I live in New York. Let me know when they have one that can reach Chicago, cause then it's too close for comfort.

The U.S. says North Korea launched a long-range missile, but it failed thirty-five seconds after take-off. North Korea says it was a successful launch of an extremely-short-range missile.

Why are we making such a big deal about North Korea and their missiles? Have you ever bought anything that said Made in Korea that actually worked?

China has issued a warning to North Korea that nuclear detonations could be harmful, and Japan has already threatened sanctions.
The US, on the other hand, is still having trouble identifying the different types of Asians.

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Asian Games Village at Busan, South Korea to scoop souvenirs and autographs.
The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in."Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states, "Fan Zhiyi. China. Shotput." He opens his gym bag to display a shotput to the registration attendant. The attendant says, "Very good, Mr. Fan Zhiyi. Here is your packet of registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all Olympic events, meal tickets, and other information." The first guy gets inspired and grabs a small tree sapling, strips off the limbs and roots, walks up the registration table and states: "Chang Koehan. North Korea. Javelin." The attendant says, "Very good, Mr. Koehan. Here is your packet of registration materials, hotel keys, passes, meal tickets, and so forth. Good luck!"
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