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Michael Richards and his two hecklers have agreed to meet. Richards plans on apologizing for being racist, while the hecklers will apologize for being interrupting, self-agrandizing pricks.

..Who Told you to say the N Word...I didn't Its always something with you Cosmo.. This whole episode is outrageous, obnoxoius,disgusting. now..lets get to work on youre new book....IF I SAID IT

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Martinez, California:Gus Kramer faces an unusual challenge in his race for county assessor: His opponents would rather see a dead man elected.Kramer's only rival in the Contra Costa County race, Dan Hallissy, died of a heart attack April 10 - too late for anyone else to run.But Hallissy's name will remain on the ballot for the June 7 nonpartisan primary. And the incumbent assessor is working to get him elected.Voters should have "a chance to elect an honest, experienced person to this office," said assessor John Biasotti.A Hallissy victory would force a special election next March, open to any candidate.U.S. Representative Bill Baker, a Republican, also is backing the posthumous effort. His spokesman said voters should have a choice.Kramer, who briefly stopped campaigning to mark Hallissy's death, decried the effort as a "classical more...

November 27 - December 3
"Of course I regret what I said. It wasn't funny. I should have said something like,'Hey, don't you n****rs have a store you could be robbing?'"

-Actor/Comedian Michael Richards, digging himself in even deeper.

As a result of the Michael Richards rant, Paul Mooney has called on all black entertainers to stop using the N-word.
When asked to comment, rap star 50 Cent said nothing.