Kung Jokes / Recent Jokes
A judicial clerk in a small and far-flung provincial court had to translate, from Tagalog to English, the following passage uttered by a witness: "Pagkatapos ng kung ano-ano ay nagdatingan ang kung sino-sino!" Confidently and simply, the clerk wrote: "After the what-what came the who-who!"
Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."
The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today.
When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
It could be considered the ultimate test of ones manhood. Two Taiwanese Chi Kung experts set a world record by pulling an 11-ton truck with their penises. Hundreds of enthusiastic spectators watched as the two masters performed the test of strength in preparation for plans to pull an airplane in the same way. According to Chi Kung master Tu Chin Sheng, students of this particular martial art can hang up to 200 kilograms from their manhood. Sheng also added that this is a great way to strengthen your sexual performance.