Kwesi Jokes

A primary school teacher heard children wailing and crying and rushed to the playground to see what was wrong. There, she found Mark, Kwesi, and Laura, the latter crying furiously. When she asked what had happened, Mark told her, "Kwesi took Laura's orange. Then she hit him on the head and called him several dirty names, and he kicked her in the stomach." The teacher replied, "Well, then, we'll all have to go to the headteacher's office. Where is the orange now?" Mark smiled and produced the orange from his pocket. "I have the orange. I'm Laura's lawyer."