Laden Jokes / Recent Jokes

Our government is having a tough time finding Osama Bin Laden; only because the Muslim Religion doesn’t allow tombstones.

Q: What do Afghanistan and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What is the best job in Afghanistan?
A: Foreign Ambassador.

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb in Afghanistan?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting.

Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Did you hear that Osama Bin Laden won the toss?
A: He elected to receive.

Q: Why do all Afghani soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: They need a map.

Overheard deep within the mountains of Afghanistan:
Where is Osama Ben Laden? He's in the Wit-less Protection Program
We just read that the Taliban law considers kite-flying useless and an obstacle to education. Leave it to a terrorist country to believe you only fly something to kill.
There once was a creep called Ben Laden
He once ruled the squeamish Taliban-en
Until he messed with the States
Now his downfall is fate
And he'll soon be known as the dearly departed.
Osama Ben Laden declares a holy war?
>From which hole?
T is for the times you tried to hurt us
E is for the Evil that implores you
R is for Revenge which you deserve
R is for Reasons America will surive
O is for "our flag was still there"
R is for recovery that we'll restore.
I is for the Ignorance that fuels you.
S is for your leader who is Satan
T is for our towers... they'll be back.

Here's the best solution to the Bin Laden problem yet... Send in some special forces, smuggle Bin Laden to a hospital and give him a complete sex change operation.

THEN return _her_ to Afghanistan to live life as a woman!


(give him a female circumcision while they're at it)

Osama bin Laden is reportedly so obsessed with Whitney Houston that he's talked about having Bobby Brown killed. "Not only would that free up Whitney," said bin Laden, "but it would be a nice way to make up for 9/11."

Osama bin Laden turns 50 Saturday. His friends in the Taliban marked the occasion with a 50-suicide-bomber salute.

Q: Why did Bin Laden make all the women shave off there pubes?
A: Because he doesn't like Bush.