Osama Bin Laden Jokes

If forced to leave the embassy, sources say she will next hide in the White House.

Al-Qaida has invited journalists to send questions to its No. 2 figure Ayman al-Zawari, the first time the terror network has offered an "interview" with one of its top leaders since the 9/11 attacks.

This follows Osama Bin Laden's latest hip-hop video released on YouTube.

Osama Bin Laden's son, Omar, revealed in a book that Osama's parenting style was cruel and unusual. Well gee, who could have ever seen THAT coming?

In 2003, Al-Qaeda almost launched a gas attack on New York City. The attack was called off by Osama bin Laden's #2 man after he realized Bush would use it as an excuse to invade Iran, where his boss has a summer cave.

Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says, "There is no' I' in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't foget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns. First of all, while it's good to be concerned about the cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening. Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we're taping. Thanks. Third: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote more...