Osama Bin Laden Jokes / Recent Jokes
Al-Qaedaextremists protested when theylearned that guests must be nude and couldn't wear theirexplosive-filled suicide vests.
Osama Bin Laden has called off his Jihad against the United States for now. He told his followers today, " We do not have to risk our lives fighting the Great Satan. We now have almighty BP, Wall Street, Toyota, and Barrack Obama working for us."
Our government is having a tough time finding Osama Bin Laden; only because the Muslim Religion doesn’t allow tombstones.
Osama bin Laden turns 50 Saturday. His friends in the Taliban marked the occasion with a 50-suicide-bomber salute.
Al-Qaida has invited journalists to send questions to its No. 2 figure Ayman al-Zawari, the first time the terror network has offered an "interview" with one of its top leaders since the 9/11 attacks.
This follows Osama Bin Laden's latest hip-hop video released on YouTube.
A killer elephant nicknamed Usama Bin Laden was shot dead in India. Said one hunter, "It was not hard finding him. He was the only elephant in the forest on a dialysis machine."
A report earlier this year cited 45 internet café bombings in Gaza since December 1, 2006:
About 45 Internet outlets have been bombed since Dec. 1, according to figures from Gaza’s Central Police Office...“This just shows how confused these fanatics are,” said [bombed Internet Cafe owner Alaa] Al-Shawa, 27. “Even they use the Internet to circulate their statements, but they think everyone else uses it for porno.”
Imagine: There you are, just minding your own business downloading bomb recipes and beheading videos--and boom! How is a person supposed to concentrate on becoming a jihadist with these constant disruptions?
And here was a Thursday news item from Gaza:
An explosion ripped through a car east of Gaza City late Thursday, witnesses said, and hospital officials said one person was killed and another was seriously wounded...Some blasts that do not involve the military are caused by explosive devices intended for use against Israel that more...