Osama Bin Laden Jokes / Recent Jokes

If forced to leave the embassy, sources say she will next hide in the White House.

An Al Qaeda suicide bomber made an attempt on a Saudi Prince this week by smuggling a one pound bomb and detonator inside his rectum, although the attempt did fail, it has been reported that Richard Gere has joined Al Qaeda.

Thanks to Al-Qaeda, everyone on the plane would know that Leslie was on her monthly.

Bin Laden called upon Bush to deliver al-Zarqawi's body to his family.
The plea concluded with either "pretty pretty please" or "we will continue to fight you until we drain your money and kill your men and send you home defeated." (Arabic is tricky to translate.)

"We were very disappointed today. The only thing that plunged was Airline shares."