Laden Jokes / Recent Jokes
The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS: 8: 00 - "Husseinfeld"8: 30 - "Mad About Everything"9: 00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9: 30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10: 00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS: 8: 00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8: 30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"9: 00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"9: 30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"10: 00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"WEDNESDAYS: 8: 00 - "U. S. Military Secrets Revealed"8: 30 - "Bowling For Food"9: 00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"9: 30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"10: 00 - "Veilwatch"THURSDAYS: 8: 00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"8: 30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"9: 00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"9: 30 - "My Two Baghdads"10: 00 - more...
Q. What`s the difference between Elvis and Osama Bin Laden?
A. Osama is a dead man!
Q. What do Monica Lewinsky and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
A. They both blew a power structure!!
To catch Osama Bin Laden, Grandpa sez:
Spray Afghanistan with Viagra and the little prick will pop up!
Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden collect goat shit?
A. Because it`s a great growing culture for anthrax, and it makes terrific deodorant.
Q. Why did Osama fire Martha Stewart?
A. She was unable to find fabric that went with stalagmites.
Q. What do you call a Taliban with a goat and a sheep?
A. Bisexual.
Q. Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.?
A. They only had one camel.
Q. What`s another name for the DaisyCutter bomb?
A. The TaliWhacker.
Q. Why do the Taliban wear robes?
A. A goat can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q. Know what the Taliban do for fun?
A. Sit around and get more...
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? Hes the Easter Bungee!
One day Bin Laden phones George W. Bush:
- Hello George, I have good news and bad news.
- Hi Osama, start with the good news.
- I surrender.
- And the bad news?
- I will come by airplane.
Three people were facing the firing squad: Hussein, Bin Laden, and Bush. Hussein was first and just as the squad is about to fire, he screams "EARTHQUAKE!" the firing squad hides and Hussein runs away. Next, Bin Laden comes along and just as the firing squad is about to fire, he screams "TORNADO!" the firing squad hides and Bin Laden runs away. Last is Bush and he thinks what to say so he can get away finally he thinks of something and as the firing sqaud is about to fire, Bush screams "FIRE!"
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or more...
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total," saidthe genie. The Canadian said, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. George W. Bush, said, "I'm very curious, please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable." George W. more...