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Airhostess to Laloo:- Sir I mean to say that are u a shakahari or a masahari.
Laloo:- Nooooo, I am a BIHARI

After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to do modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !!
Laloo, third from left

Rabri Devi watched her husband Laloo searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically looking for?
Laloo: "Hidden cameras!"
Rabri: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Laloo: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying...'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?"

After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption!!
Laloo, third from left!

Air hostess to Laloo:- Sir I mean to say that are u a shakahari or a masahari.

Laloo:- Nooooo, I am a bihari.

George Bush, Mikhael Gorbachev and Laloo Yadav were discussing socialism. The US president said that it was most prevalent in his country as millionaries and poorer people owned cars. Gorbachev said that it was more visible in USSR as both he and his orderly stood in queues for bread. Laloo Yadav gave a disgusted look and asked why the two were still discussing socialism when his state had already advanced to communism. The two statesmen looked aghast as Yadav explained: "In Bihar, the state has withered away!"

Once, Saddam Hussain Went To God & Asked Him "God, When Will I See Iraq Defeat Usa?"
God Said, "I Am Sorry My Son But, U Will Never See It In Your Life Time."
Then Musharraf Went And Asked God "Lord When Will I See Capture Of Kashmir By Pakistan? "
God Replied, "I Am Sorry My Son But, U Will Never See That In Your Life Time "
He Too Walks Away Sadly.
Then Laloo Prasad Yadav Went To Lord And Asked God, "God, When Will I See Bihar A Rich, Prosperous And Developed State? "
God Heard This And Started Crying. Laloo Seeing This Was Astounded And Asked God "Why Are U Crying?"
God Replied,"I Am Sorry My Son But, I Will Never See That In My Life Time