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Narasimha Rao, Mulayam Singh Yadav and Laloo Yadav died
and reach hell. All 3 of them desperately feel like
talking to their family members.
So, when Yamaraj asks them for one last wish they say
that they would want to make a phone call to their
respective houses. Yamaraj says,
`OK, but you will be charged at international rates for
the phone call!`.
Next they make a phone call each and are then given
their bill. Narasimha Rao`s bill will read Rs. 50, 000,
Mulayam Singh`s, Rs. 45, 000 and Laloo`s bill Rs. 1. 50.
Narasimha Rao and Mulayam Singh are pretty upset and
think this is unfair,
`How could you charge him just Rs. 1. 50?`.
Yamaraj replies,
`That`s because from hell to Bihar,
it`s only a local call.`

After Just A Minute Summit Of Laloo And Musharaff Without Any Aides, Both Came Out To Address The Press Conference. Musharaff Said," Laloo Will Address You. All I Want To Say Is'Pakistan Withdraws All Its Claims Of Kashmir From India". Reporters Grilled Laloo As To How This Marathan Feat Could Be Possible In Just A Minute Which The Great Leaders In The Past Could Not Do. Laloo Said. ."I Just Passed On The Free Gift Scheme To Musharaff Which He Denied. You Know, If You Take A Fridge, Tape Recorder Is Free Like That... Pakistan Can Take Kashmir From India...... But Bihar Is To Be Accepted Free With That."......

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son

Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo: "But the girl is Ambani`s daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...... Yes"
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani: "Ah, in that case..... Yes"
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo: "But this young man is Ambani`s son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case....... Yes."

Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were travelling by
a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting,
"This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are
five of us in the plane. Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am
taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the
luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped offthe plane.
Sonia Gandhi said, "Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very
important and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
Laloo Yadav said, "I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest
politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country,
and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage
area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane.
The old saint said to the school boy, more...

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he had been working on for quite some time, Laloo proudly shows off his puzzle to a friend.
"It took me only 5 months to do it,"
Laloo brags
"Five months? That's too long", the friend exclaims.
"You are a fool, " Laloo replies " See this Carton, it is written, for 4 - 7 years"