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How do you make a blonde laugh on saturday?
You tell her a joke on wendsday
a bloke finishes work goes to the pub, and asks for a pint. he sees the wall covered in
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he is having his drink he sees a larger bottle of money sitting on the bar. So he asks the bartender what the bottle of money is for.
Bartender: "You see that horse over there in the corner?"
Guy: "Sure, I see him"
Bartender: "Well, you put $20 in that big jar there and if you can make the horse laugh you win all the money."
Guy: "Sounds easy. I'll give it a try."
He puts his $20 in the jar, walks over to the horse and whispers something in the horses ear. The horse starts laughing like crazy. The guy comes back picks up his jar of money and leaves.
He comes back into the same bar about a month later and notices another big jar of money on the counter. So once again he asks the bartender what is gong on with the big jar of money.
Bartender: "Well, you remember that horse over in the corner?"
Guy: "Yeah, sure I remember him."
Bartender: more...
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.
The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $20.
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity"
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman "Fuck me, a fucking new brothel and a fucking new madam"
"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly, but she sees the funny side and let's it drop.
A little later the woman's more...
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?? A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!