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Dumb Maryland laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Maryland Crazy Law Thistles may not grow in one's yard. Baltimore

Dumb Massachusetts laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Massachusetts Crazy Law Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

I found this on a gopher, hence do not know the author's name.
The Court of King George III
London, England
July 10, 1776
Mr. Thomas Jefferson
c/o The Continental Congress
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Dear Mr. Jefferson:
We have read your "Declaration of Independence" with great interest. Certainly, it represents a considerable undertaking, and many of your statements do merit serious consideration. Unfortunately, the Declaration as a whole fails to meet recently adopted specifications for proposals to the Crown, so we must return the document to you for further refinement.
The questions which follow might assist you in your process of revision:
In your opening paragraph you use the phrase "the Laws of Nature and Nature's God." What are these laws? In what way are they the criteria on which you base your central arguments? Please document with citations from the recent literature.
In the same paragraph you refer to the more...

Dumb Michigan laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Michigan Crazy Law You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.

Dumb Minnesota laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Minnesota Crazy Law Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

All bathtubs must have feet.

Dumb Mississippi laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Mississippi Crazy Law Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. -Sec. 97-35-37

Dumb Missouri laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Missouri Crazy Law It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)

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