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Dumb Montana laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.
Montana Crazy Law It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of incrementweather."
"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
"Bitch set me up."
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."
"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
"People have criticized me more...
Dumb Nebraska laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.
Nebraska Crazy Law It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
Dumb Nevada laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.
Nevada Crazy Law It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
Dumb New Hampshire laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.
New Hampshire Crazy Law It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Dumb New Jersey laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.
New Jersey Crazy Law It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
Dumb New Mexico laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.
New Mexico Crazy Law State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
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