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Dumb New York laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

New York Crazy Law The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Zall's Laws: First Law - Anytime you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong. Second Law - How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

Dumb North Carolina laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

North Carolina Crazy Law All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.

An unmarried Rabbi is on an empty train when a sexy, beautiful woman walks into his empty carriage, carrying a foot long, BLT, Subway sandwich and proceeds to sit down opposite him.
After twenty minutes of emabarrasingly trying to avoid looking at the sexy woman opposite the train comes to a sudden halt and a voice comes over the speakers explaining that the Five Minute Warning has just gone off and that soon the UK will be under nuclear attack.
Shocked at this dreadful and sudden news the Rabbi's thoughts quickly turn to the fact that he will probably be dead within the next five minutes. However instead of taking comfort from his faith and religious training he begins to consider all the things he never did and all the experiences he missed out on due to the religious life he chose to lead.
He quickly realises that he is going to die a virgin too, as he is quite a young Rabbi and he never married. Feeling close to despair at this thought and all the other opportunities more...

Dumb North Dakota laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

North Dakota Crazy Law It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

Dumb Ohio laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Ohio Crazy Law It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

Dumb Oklahoma laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Oklahoma Crazy Law It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.