Lazy Jokes / Recent Jokes

How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?
He throws his kisses.

A man went to his doctor complaining that he was unable to do things around the house that he used to do.
After the doctor finished examining him, the man said, "OK, doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me."
"Alright," the doctor replied, "in plain English, you're just lazy."
"Okay," the man said. "Now tell me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

Yo mama so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didnt have to bend down to pet it.

"Dude, she just called you lazy!" "OH, HELL NO! Go tell her I'm not."

Did you hear about the lazy Pole? He married a pregnant woman.

Did you hear about the lawyer who was so lazy that he married a pregnant woman?