Lazy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his legs so that you can vacuum.

Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy.Not long after, a friend sent me a picture of a bumper sticker on a truck at the Ford plant.It read - "We may be slow and lazy, but we build a damn good bomb!"

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked. "I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse." "But the squirrel?" asked the genie. "I need something to go' click-click' to start the horse!!!"

The worlds most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "Theyre yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked."Im tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I wont have to work to get on the horse.""But the squirrel?" asked the genie."I need something to go click-click to start the horse!!!"