Legitimate Jokes

* Be very suspicious if the advertised price of a Caribbean cruise includes the phrase "Free Ammo"

* There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to need to know if you have experience in jungle warfare.

* Do not board a cruise ship if passengers are being issued oars.

* Legitimate travel agents do not dress in foreign military uniforms.

* In South America, say no to anyone wanting you to deliver a suitcase of powdered sugar to their grandmother in Miami.

* Consider very carefully visiting a country where the license plate motto is "Die American Pig"

I have a legitimate grievance against the media. Whenever a crime is committed and the wrongdoer happens to be Sikh, the press describes him as a Sikh thief, robber or killer. Have you ever read similar religious identification applied to Hindu, Muslim or Christian miscreants? This is done deliberately to defame the entire community, say some Sikhs, whereupon a wisecrack remarked: "Sikh-kabaab has become the favourite dish of the Indian media."