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An avid golfer hits his ball into the woods. As he goes to look for it, he stumbles upon a leprechaun who is brewing a mysterious concoction.
"What are you making?" asks the golfer. "It smells wonderful."
"This is a magic brew," says the leprechaun. "If you drink it, your golf game will improve remarkably, and you'll never be defeated."
"Well, then, let me have some," says the golfer.
"Have as much as you like," says the leprechaun. "But I must warn you, there is one serious side effect. It will almost certainly diminish your sexual desire."
"I can live with that," says the golfer, and gulps down a full cup.
The brew works. Just as the leprechaun predicted, the golfer defeats all challengers and within six months he's the undisputed local champion.
The golfer is delighted, and one day he goes back into the woods to thank his benefactor.
"It worked," says the more...
A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway. While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun. The leprechaun asks him, "How's your round of golf is going?" The golfer admits, "I'm having one of my worst rounds ever." The leprechaun zaps the golfer with a magic spell. The leprechaun then asks, "How's your sex life doing?" The golfer replies, "In all honesty, I haven't had any in years." So, the leprechaun zaps him with another spell. The golfer goes on to have his best round ever.
Two months later the golfer is playing the same course. He checks to see if the leprechaun is still around. Sure enough, he spots him in the woods. The leprechaun asks, "How's your golf been lately?" The golfer responds with pride, "I'm playing the best golf of my life." The leprechaun then asks, "How's your sex life doing?" The golfer replies happily, "I've been getting some almost every other more...
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said yes. Unfortunately, when he went to wipe his bum there wasn't any toilet paper so he used his hand. When he returned to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
"I have a little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away," answered the little boy.
The teacher sent him to the principal's office and the principal asked him what he had in his hand.
"I have a little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away," said the little boy. The principal sent him home and his mother asked him the same question.
"I have a little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away," replied the little boy. His mother sent him to his room. When his father got home, he went to the little boy's room and asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
Again, the little boy replied, "I have a little leprechaun and if more...