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How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar? Even the pool tables don't have balls.
Ok, I know that you can really buy a detachable vagina from an adult store, but here is the problem and my story.
First of all, its very strange to go into a store and ask somebody behind the counter, "Excuse me, where do you keep the vaginas?" Only to have them respond, "Isle 12," like it's nothing, like they do this all the time. Ooops, they do.
Anyway, I am on isle 12 and there are tons of vaginas, just like they said. There are vaginas that vibrate, and I am thinking to myself, "A vibrating vagina? That could be interesting." They even have vaginas with pubic hair. Pubic hair? I'm not gonna be looking at it for its anatomical correctness. And wait, there was even a clitoris! Who is that for? I mean I don't ever remember telling a woman, "Ohhh baby, I want you to rub your clitoris all over my body." I mean, isn't that for the woman? I don't think I am going to try to go down on my detachable vagina, that would be more...
Santa Singh and Banta Singh are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when Banta Singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her.
Bar Tender said "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian! ".
Banta Singh "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them" and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he said "Where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"
Q: Which man does a lesbian like most?
A: A FAT MAN! HE HAS BOOBS AND A DICK!
Q:what do you call a gay dinosaur?
A:megasaurass! Q:what do you call a lesbian dinosaur A:lickalotofpuss! Q:what do you call a gay proctololigist? A:pokemon!