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What do lesbians and politicians have in common?
They never do dick!
Q: What do two lesbians do when they're on the rag?
A: Finger paint.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales? So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
6. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders.
7. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss.
8. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.
9. What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods? Fingerpaint.
10. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna? POTPOURRI.
11. What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner? See you next month.
12. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
13. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even more...
man walks in to a bar ans see to girls at the end of the bar so he says ill have a pint of bitter nd what ever them to girls r haveing at the end of the bar the barman says u want get no were mate there lesbians the bloke says ill have a pint of bitter nd what ever them, to ladies r haveing at the en of then bar barman syas mate listen to me there lesbians the bloke says ill have a pint of bitter and what ever them to ladies are haveing at the end of the bar and with that the lesbians walk out of the bar the barman says to the bloke told you didnt i but one of the lesbians walk back in and says would you like to smell my girl friend pussy he says to right so she blows her breath in his face
What do you call a cabinet full of lesbians?
A liquor cabinet.