Lewinsky Jokes / Recent Jokes
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish? If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.
It seems Miss Lewinsky recorded some of her conversations with Clinton.
In a transcript just released Bill asked Miss Lewinsky "Do you know the
difference between Lunch and Oral Sex?"
Miss Lewinsky replied "No, I don't".
Bill then said "Great, let's do lunch!"
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?
They both say..."insert Bill here!"
An Israeli soap powder company is using the U.S. presidential sex scandal to sell stain-removing detergent.
In a television commercial, the Lever Israel company suggests that its Biomat detergent can deal with even the most stubborn stains caused by what has euphemistically been called DNA material.
It shows' 'FBI agents'' entering the' 'home'' of Monica Lewinsky to remove, wash and return the dress at the center of an investigation into whether President Bill Clinton had an affair with the former White House intern and told her to lie about it.
For what the company called legal reasons, the spelling of Lewinsky's name on a mailbox outside the house was Monika Lavinsky.
But the two agents slip up in their apparent mission to protect the president.
On leaving the house, they report by wrist radio the dress is now' 'whiter then white'' -- only to be told by a voice in their earpieces:' 'White? But it's a blue dress.''
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Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Green Bay Packers have in common?
A: They both BLEW the BIG one.