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Q. What is Lewinsky's code name in the FBI?
A. Deep Throat

Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.

Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?
A: The President after Bush.

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.

Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
A: "Don't hit your head on the desk."

Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's day?
A: All pants half off.

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They both blew the big one several times.

Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
A: The Executive Branch.

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common?
A: They both have slots which more...

Why was Monica Lewinsky in the White House after hours?
Clinton was showing her the proper way to take dictation.

Pretend there was an incident much like the Clinton/Lewinsky happening, between a member of the legislative branch, and a state senator. When Bill Clinton hears about the misdemeanor, what does he say?

Close, but no cigar.

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.

AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial:

"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face."

"This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming. I will meet this challenge the only way that I know how: head on."

"I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again. No one will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job was done. I will work non-stop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not be stained by it."

"Thank you." Monica Lewinsky

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? 1 U. S. leader