Liberals Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yesterday in American Public Policy 1946-present, professor Gillon was
talking about American liberals and their faith in the Kennedy clan.
He said that:
In 1964, Liberals thought "If only Jack had lived..."
In 1968, Liberals thought "If only Ed had lived..."
In 1969, they thought "If only Ted could drive..."
-Heard from Professor Steve Gillon

Trying to win over the liberals in his congregation, the right-wing preacher said at the end his sermon, "And if an airplane went down rying the leaders of both parties, whom do think the good Lord will have saved?"
A small voice said from somewhere in tl audience, "The country?"

Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment.

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities.

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking.

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first ones knee from jerking. A: None: They cant remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment.