Lilac Jokes / Recent Jokes

The bartender at our golf club named a drink Lilac Crazy in honour of one of the members.
Every time the member came to the 19th hole, that's exactly what he did.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lilac!
Lilac who?
Lilac a trooper!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lilac!
Lilac who?
Lilac a trooper!