Lionel Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lionel!
Lionel who?
Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!!! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lionel!
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you don't feed him! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lionel!
Lionel who?
Lionel get you nowhere, better tell the truth!

When asked to comment on the paparazzi's stalking of his daughter, Lionel Ritchie said, "I live with the constant fear that Nicole is going to become the next Princess Diana."
One man's constant fear is everyone else's perennial hope.