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DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9:We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12:The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so more...
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. - It's starting to snow, the first of the season, and the wife and I took our buttered rum and sat by the window watching the soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was so beautiful. Dec. 9 - We awoke to a big beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered with a beautiful white mantel. I shoveled snow for the first time in years, and I loved it. I did both our driveway and our sidewalks. Later the snowplow came along and covered up our driveway with compacted snow from the street. He smiled and I waved back. I shoveled it again. Dec. 12 - The sun has melted most of our lovely snow. Oh well, I'm sure we'll get a little more before this lovely winter is over. Dec. 14 - It snowed 8 inches last night and the temperature dropped to about 0 degrees. Shoveled the sidewalk and driveway again. Shortly the snowplow came by and did his trick again. Dec. 15 - Sold our car and more...
ONCE A BLONDE, BRUNET, AND REDHEAD WALKED INTO A BARBERSHOP.THE BARBERSHOP MAN LOOKED AT THE REDHEAD AND SAID,"WHY YOU HAVE LOVELY RED HAIR".THE REDHEAD STROKED HER HAIR AND SAID,"ITS NATURAL".
THEN HE LOOKED AT THE BRUNET AND SAID,"WHY YOU HAVE LOVELY DARK HAIR".THE BRUNET RAN HER FINGERS THROUGH HERS AND SAID"ITS ALL NATURAL".
THEN HE LOOKED AT THE BLONDE AND SAID,"WHAT LOVELY GREEN HAIR YOU HAVE".THE BLONDE SAID WHILE STARTING AT HER NOSE AND RUBED UP THRUOGH HER HAIR."ITS ALL NATURAL".