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A Confuciousism: Out in the mountains there was this stream, beautiful stream in it was a Trout. As the trout was swimming he saw a little fly, swimming he thought to himself; If only that little fly would fly a half inch lower. I could jump out and get the fly, it'll be something to eat. In the distance there was this bear, a great Grizzly, the grizzly, thinking to himself; the same thing, if only that fly would be a half inch lower, the trout would eat the fly and I could eat the fish, It'll be something to eat. Sitting on a stone there was a hunter, a mighty hunter, who was peering out through his scope at that great grizzly barrel pointing at his head. He then starts thinking if only that stinking fly would fly a half inch lower, the trout would eat the fly the bear would eat the fish and I could shoot the bear, it'll be something to eat. Underneath that stone was a field mouse, a scrawny little field mouse, smelling the hunters sandwich he gets excited, he too thinking the same more...

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine months, develop into a complete
female baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male
baby instead.

Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive
organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent tests have shown that
these cells are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and
develop into male sexual organs.

If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few
cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards are in their shorts. This difference between the male
and female brain manifests itself in various ways.
Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read. Little boys, however, will tend to do more...

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead.
Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual organs.
If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards are in their shorts. This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways.
Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over their heads and running into more...