Lucky Jokes / Recent Jokes
Around the office, many people are declaring themselves "lucky in love," having received dozens of unsolicited emails carrying the virus with "love" in the subject header.
Others complain they aren't being "loved enough," having received none at all.
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky? " The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, youre lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."
All 148 passengers aboard the downed US Airways flight were safely transported to a holding area on 48th street. The survivors are incredibly lucky - you know how much a cab costs from Laguardia?
Ok this happened in real life. As we are coming back from practice, one of my teammates found a Valentine chocolate in the car. It was the drivers and he said to the driver "So who is the lucky guy?"
The driver was like "What do you mean?"
He repeats "Its exactly what I'm saying, Who is the lucky guy?"(Get it?)
A little boy is walking around a supermarket with his Dad, when he sees some condoms on a shelf.
"What are they, Dad?" the boy asks.
"Well, you use one when things start to get interesting between a man and a women" his Dad replies.
"Why would you need a pack of three, then Dad?" he asks.
"Well, if you get lucky then there's one for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night," replies his Dad.
The boy continues, "Well, why would you need a pack of six, Dad?"
His Dad replies "That's for if you get really lucky. One for every night of the week; Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and so on through to Saturday."
By this point the boy is getting intrigued. "So Dad, what is a pack of 12 used for?"
"Now," says the boy's Dad, "that's for when you're married. One for January, one for February...."