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A man who worked in a cruise liner as a magician had a parrot and every time the man did a trick the parrot yelled, "it`s in the pocket," "it`s in the pocket," the magician would do another trick and the parrot yelled, "it`s in the hat", "it`s in the hat."
One day during his act the cruise liner had a problem and the ship sunk. The parrot came up from the water and looking confused said; "NOW WHERE DID HE HIDE THE SHIP."

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: The captain`s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show."Look, it`s not the same hat!" "Look, he`s hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"The magician was furious but couldn`t do anything, it was the captain`s parrot after all.One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What`d you do with the boat?"

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was one problem....
The captain's parrot saw the show each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look it's not the same hat!" Or "Look he's hiding the flower under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captains parrot.
Then, unfortunately, the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as faith would have it, the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... and then another... and then another.
Finally, on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said........"OK, I give up: Where is more...

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