Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Jokes / Recent Jokes

I can't say for sure there were any voting irregularites but Ahmadinejad got the gay and Jewish vote.

Have you heard that Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad now has a blog? I think this could be the start of an important trend. If other dictators and terrorists and terrorist dictators were to get blogs, they’d become like other bloggers: they'd never leave the house again. They’d never get out of their pajamas to bomb anything. Especially when they see how much more fun it is to fight World War III over the Internet. (Or World War IV or V or I, depending on how you look at it.)
And the trend would finally authenticate the term "pajamahideen."

In an interview in Time Magazine, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said, "No country in the world looks upon America as a friend."




































But they all want to sleep with us, baby.

Senator Arlen Spector said he wants to give Iran's President Ahmadinejad, "a piece of my mind."

He then mumbled, "you punk. Why I outta..." before walking away.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad scoffed at suggestions he's anti-Semitic yesterday.
"I'm not anti-Jew," he told reporters at the UN. "I prefer to think of myself as pro-Gibson."