Mama Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo Mama is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!

Yo Mama is so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo Mama is so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building, threw off a penguin and yelled, ''Fly! Fly!!''

Yo Mama is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!

Yo Mama is so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg!