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yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

yo mamas o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo mamas glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mamas so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo Mamas so fat she sank the Titanic!