Mamas Jokes / Recent Jokes

yo mamas teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo Mamas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans!

your mamas so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Yo Mamas so fat that while shes sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

Yo Mamas so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants.